A Trillion Cliches Every Dad Will Do

Consider it a fun exercise in life assessment for you or your father. It turns out that having a child is the green light every guy has been waiting for. They feel instantaneously empowered to perform the innumerable strange things they've always wanted to do, almost like some sort of humiliating magic. Pro-tip: Before giving it to your dad, complete this Brass Monkey prompt notebook for him. They will adore you so much.