Dad Law

Finally, Dad Law codifies the unspoken laws of fatherhood. Since the beginning of time, fathers have known that there are guidelines that apply to both new and experienced fathers, guiding them in perfecting the art of deadpan joke delivery and indulging in the occasional horrible pun. This elegant book compiles all of the regulations that govern parenthood, covering a wide range of scenarios from technology to fashion to just being a public father. Finally, dads can rest easy knowing that their instincts—whether it's to monitor the thermostat settings closely or tell gullible kids, "Hey, pull my finger"—are perfectly legal.
 
It isn't an option. A law exists: Dad Law.